Scene Two

Scene Two-Mafia Inc.

[Lincoln is seen staring at the last of the smoke disappearing from the smoke bomb. He pulls a crumpled program off the ground. The screen shows the program for Our American Cousin Lincoln then turns it over to find a bunch of local advertisements. With a sigh of despair he crumbles up the paper again and throws it against the back wall, but as he does so he gets a confused look on his face, and goes back and picks up the paper again. The camera zooms in on the lower left corner where an address is scribbled in an almost illegible print. Next to the address is the letters MI]

[Due to his curiosity he leaves for the door and returns to his wife.]

Lincoln: Honey, can you stay here and help the police sort out the paperwork. I have to go check on something.
Mary Lincoln: Sure, but what do you have to check?
Lincoln: Presidential stuff, it doesn’t concern you.

[Lincoln leaves the theatre with a determined gait. He steps into his car and whips out of the back alley and speeds out onto the main road. {We are going to act like we have *OnStar} Lincoln presses the *OnStar button on his rear view mirror.]

Lincoln: Get directions
*OnStar: To?
Lincoln: (Insert Random Address)
*OnStar: Calling. Please wait
Lincoln: Calling? I wanted some damn directions.

[A random phone converstation between Lincoln and someone can go here, I didn’t really feel like exercising my humoristic wit today. Lol I mean come on I used *OnStar, lol we can take it out if you want and he can just listen to the radio and it can be “John Loves Cock Theme”]

[Lincoln gives up with *OnStar and happens to see the street sign that he is looking for and pulls into a back road that empties out into a back alley. He steps out of his car and looks at the only building in the vicinity. The camera goes up to show a Store called Mafia Inc.]

[Lincoln walks into the store. The door shuts and a little bell rings behind him as the door closes.]

[Nobody is at the counter so he begins to look around. Like the name suggests it is filled with oddities found only in the “Mafia”. Then as if from nowhere a shadowing figure with a cigar in his mouth, addresses Lincoln in a horrible Italian accent.]

*Note: this needs to be a really, really good accent so that its funny because if he just talks normal this isn’t as funny*

Mafia Boss: Hey, Welcome to Mafia Incorporated how may I be of assistance?
Lincoln: I’ve never heard of this place, is it new?
Mafia Boss: No, it’s just kept very secret.
Lincoln: Could I purchase some of these weapons?
Mafia Boss: I only sell weapons to a certain few.
Lincoln: Okay how much will they cost? (He pulls out some money.)
Mafia Boss: (Laughing) You can’t buy yourself into the Mafia, we are the elite.
Lincoln: Then can you help me find a man? He wrote down you address on a piece of paper so I assume he come here often. He is {Describes the actor who is playing Booth}, he tried to kill me…

[The Mafia Boss drops the cigar from his mouth and stands with his mouth agape as Lincoln describes the person more and more. The Mafia Boss then hits a bell located on the desk that the two are situated over. Lincoln stops talking and waits in silence. As if cued like a trained SWAT team 5 {Maybe less} nicely dress men burst out from all angles with guns in hands and the Mafia boss pulls out two semi-automatics from under his desk and begins to fire at Lincoln.]

[As if on instinct Lincoln rolls behind a rack of guns situated on his right. He has a bit of blood running from his side but is unfazed and quickly picks up all the guns looking for one with ammo. The mafia members close in on him. The whole store is beginning to get cloudy from gun shots and then from out of nowhere an explosion is heard and smoke instantly fills the room.]

Mafia Boss: STOP FIRING BEFORE YOU BLOW US ALL UP!!

[Silence settles and the screen shows nothing but smoke. After a while a few noises are made. Then as the smoke settles the 6 Mafia members look around at each other and begin carefully looking for Lincoln. Then in the midst of the silence a car engine is heard.]

[The Mafia members instantly run to the door to see Lincoln pulling away in his car.]

Mafia Boss: GET HIM!

[All but one of his men leaves the room.]

Mafia Boss: What did he take?
Mafia Guy: A couple of shotguns, some smoke bombs, a sword, and…
Mafia Boss: And?
Mafia Guy: It…

[The Mafia Boss stares in disbelief. He walks to the door to see another car speeding off in the direction Lincoln’s car went, knowing they would not return. His eyes (and the camera) then go down to the ground in front of the door. He spots the bell ripped from its previous position.]

Mafia Boss: He’s good… (To Mafia Guy)You. Call Booth and tell him that Lincoln is searching for him. Tell him he also has the secret weapon. [With a shameful look.] And tell him I’m sorry.

[He looks down at his watch which shows 11:15]

[The sound of a phone being hung up is heard in the distance.]

Mafia Guy: What are you going to do now without the weapon?

[A muffled gunshot is heard and the lone mafia guy falls to the floor leaving the mafia boss alone in the shop.]

Mafia Boss: I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

My comments:

• Lol i thought this one was the only good one I did, idk about you guys.
  
• "with a determined gait." Lmao at the vocabulary term.
  
• [A random phone converstation between Lincoln and someone can go here, I didn’t really feel like exercising my humoristic wit today. Lol I mean come on I used *OnStar, lol we can take it out if you want and he can just listen to the radio and it can be “John Loves Cock Theme”]..................lol plz comment so i can delete from scene.
  
• lol at Italian Accent.
  
• "He has a bit of blood running from his side but is unfazed..." lol, why is he bleeding, and lol at the idea of doing fake blood.
  
• Okay, lol this scene introduces the weapon. Which we still don't know is...I might come back and edit this scene a little to fit in a bit better with my scene 9 but you guys can tell me if it makes sense or not...
  

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