Scene Eight

Scene Eight – Ovaltine and Samuel Jackson

[The scene is located on a dark street where little is seen. Figures are seen in the distance and are lurking through the shadows. The screen zooms out and Ghandy and Lincoln are seen walking further down the street. They stroll into an almost empty eating facility, they then sit down and the waiter comes over to take their order.]

Waiter: Can I get you two anything?
Lincoln: I’ll take a glass of Ovaltine.
Ghandy: …and I’ll have a Samuel Jackson
Waiter: Alrighty, I’ll be right on it.

[The waiter walks away as Lincoln gives Ghandy a look.]

Ghandy: What?
Lincoln: A Samuel Jackson? This early!
Ghandy: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
Lincoln…It may be Ghandy, but still, a Samuel Jackson?
Ghandy: It’s good mother staring beer.

[The camera then pans to Eli Zhu who is outside of the restaurant eating some ice cream when his phone rings.]

Eli: Wazzzzzzzup! [Short Pause] Come on pops! Where’s your spirit?
John: Son, are they there?
Eli: Yeah everything is going as planned. Should I initiate the order?
John: Yes, do it…do it now! If anything goes wrong, end it.
Eli: Alright, I’ll be-

[John hangs up the phone on Eli. Eli, now angry, stares into the window and gives the waiter a signal. The camera then goes back to Ghandy and Lincoln.]

Ghandy: Really Abe, what’s the deal with Ovaltine?
Lincoln: What?
Ghandy: I mean the container is round, and the mug is round, shouldn’t it be called Roundtine.

[Lincoln shakes his head and takes a drink of his Ovaltine but then he sharply moves his head as he sees a Zhukeeper sign on the waiter.]

Lincoln: (Whispering) Pssst. Ghandy! We have to get out.
Ghandy: What…why?
Lincoln: (Standing up): Now!

[Lincoln grabs Ghandy and pulls him up and they head for the exit but as they reach the door a Zhukeeper steps in their way and pulls out a Wii Zapper.]

Lincoln: Crap

[Lincoln and Ghandy both dive in separate directions leaning back first on tables. The Zhukeeper runs out of ammo and starts to reload.]

Lincoln: Let’s do this!

[Lincoln tosses Ghandy a gun, they cock their guns, stand up and go to shoot the Zhukeeper but Eli shows up behind him and blows his head off. Ghandy and Lincoln then point their guns at Eli; Eli aims at them.]

Lincoln: Who are you?
Eli: Who am I? Who the hell are you two?

[Ghandy then motions Abe to lower his gun as he lowers his. Ghandy then looks at Eli]

Ghandy: Wait a minute, I know you! You’re Eli Manning!
Eli: …uh, what?
Ghandy: You’re Eli Manning! The Quarterback of the Super Bowl winning Giants! I’m a big fan. The name is Ghandy.
Eli: (Short Pause) Nice to meet you Ghandy, but who’s that guy?

[Eli lowers his gun and shakes Ghandy’s hand Lincoln then steps forward and looks at Eli questionably.]

Lincoln: I’m Abe Lincoln. Why are you here…Eli?
Eli: I’m on vacation…why are you here…Abe?
Lincoln: Touché Eli, Touché! Do you know anything about those Zhukeepers?
Eli: Zhukeepers? Never heard of them.

[Eli, now getting nervous, looks at his watch.]

Eli: Well, I uh, better get going…
Lincoln: I don’t think so!
Eli: What do you mean?
Lincoln: You’re coming with us.
Eli: What, Why?
Lincoln: (Holds up gun) Cause I said so.
Eli: Alright, alright! I’ll come along.

[The three then head off into a forest area; the camera then shows them walking in the middle of a forest.]

Eli: Can we stop to use the bathroom real quick?
Lincoln: Fine, but make it quick

[Eli then goes into a spot and pulls out his phone and calls up John.]

John: Where have you been? What happened?
Eli: I’m with Lincoln and Ghandy in a forest.
John: How did that happen?
Eli: Long story…they think I’m Eli Manning. What should I do?
John: Just go with the flow Eli, don’t do anything stupid.
Eli: Okay, I’ll go now.
John: Good luck.

[Eli hangs up and begins to walk back to Lincoln and Ghandy.]

Ghandy: Hey Abe, Why are we bringing Eli Manning along?
Lincoln: Eli is John Zhu’s son. We couldn’t let him go.
Ghandy: What! Eli is Archie’s son, not John’s.
Lincoln: No Ghandy, he is the son of John Zhu, the leader of the Zhukeepers. Don’t you see the resemblance?
Ghandy: Uh…not really.
Lincoln: Whatever. Just keep up the act and pretend he is actually Eli Manning.
Ghandy: But he is Eli Manning!
Lincoln: …Keep it up Ghandy.

[Eli then steps out of the bushes.]

Lincoln: It took you awhile.
Eli: Yeah, so?
Lincoln: We have to move, we don’t know when another Zhukeeper will attack.
Ghandy: Alright, let’s move.

[The three men then walk off into the forest.]

This was completely written by Andy. I only fixed spelling and maybe some grammar.

My comments:

• Not that this story is supposed to make sense, but lol Lincoln has not been introduced to the Zhukeepers yet. Stuff like the "Zhukeeper sign" and "John's Son" would not be known to Lincoln. Easiest way of fixing this without having to rewrite it is to change everything Lincoln says with what Ghandy says...or at least past the point where Lincoln notices the "Zhukeeper sign" it wouldn't change anything...
  
• Lol other then the fact that Andy has no idea where the story is going...Just like everyone else. It's fine with me.

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