The Lincolnator

Wow, this idea came up in 7th grade as some short story by Greg and Andy. Yet, what, 4 years later we still can relate to this. We have gone from the short little story about Abe Lincoln and the Zhukeepers to where we are now which is a mix of our 3rd revision and our 2nd revision. We have completely changed the script and what not over and over again. Adding and taking out characters as we lose/gain friends...Yet we still have the idea that this movie is going to be made....And it is.

For anyone who doesn't know (If you don't know, quit reading), Lincolnator is the story of the true happenings behind Abraham Lincoln's assassination. Basically he doesn't die at the hands of John Wilkes Booth at the Ford Theater but instead somehow becomes a superhuman Terminator-esque President, thus implying that he lives and does all this other crazy stuff and what-not.

As for the movie's production (I am laughing so hard right now) it has yet to start. We constantly feel the need to change the script, whether it be because it has become "Lame", Cats have died, friendships are no longer stable. We continue to rewrite an already ridiculous script. During our last "Revision" it was looking very good; Andy contributed to writing two of the best scenes from scratch and therefore somewhat changing the whole idea of the story. The last scene I remember doing is Scene 8 but...lol yeah we had put ourselves in quite a predicament and have since given up.

We shall try again though...Here is everything we have so far.

Lincolnator: Assassination Proclamation

Cast
(In Order of Appearance)
Abe Lincoln
John Wilkes Booth
Henchman 1
Henchman 2
Mary Lincoln
Tad Lincoln
Guy 1
Guy 2
Guy 3
Woman 1
Cop
Fireman
Mafia Boss
Mafia Guy
Mafia Minion 1
Mafia Minion 2
Mafia Minion 3
Ghandy
John Zhu
Eli
Lincoln's Trainer
Shadow
Layla
Waiter

And thats just so far...Lmao there is no way we are gonna have that many people.
I suppose we could do the classic "Reuse the same 5 people" but I shall not pose as a girl...

Staff
These are the people who are needed/helping/acting in the movie for sure. (100%)

Andy Barth
Aaron Bergeron
Chevetta Chhim
Greg Martin
Ernesto Santana
John Zhu

Completed Scenes
lol this is pretty much a waste of time but lol rereading all these scenes has been a few lol's and therefore worth it.

Scene One
Scene Two
Scene Three
Scene Four
Scene Five
Scene Six

Just thought I would point out scene 5 and 6 are both called Lincolnator. If someone wants to feel like they accomplished something big...thinking of a name would be pretty easy.

Yeah congrats on what you've all accomplished so far but I have a question. Out of all the times you've had to rewrite this have you ever gone through and written the whole thing once? Because it seems to me like each year you get to the half way point and then never cap the thing off and then the next year you start all over again. Anyway I'm just wondering.

Danny wrote:

Yeah congrats on what you've all accomplished so far but I have a question. Out of all the times you've had to rewrite this have you ever gone through and written the whole thing once? Because it seems to me like each year you get to the half way point and then never cap the thing off and then the next year you start all over again. Anyway I'm just wondering.

QFT

what does "QFT" mean? And btw if that sounded offensive then my ''B'' cause I wasn't trying to be.

it means Quoted for Truth...it means i agreed

Oh lol! So that means you guys have never came up with a final ending to it?

Idk i could just do it myself since now i don't have AP Exams but whatever i do will get denied by andy so it would be pointless...but since it was one of my goals. i will try.

Don't quit your dayjobs.
Giving blowjobs.